Putin is Da Shit!

(Sung to the tune of “Puttin’ on the Ritz” by Irving Berlin.)


I am Trump and in a slump,

Need a bump in my income,

I’ll go for it!

Putin is Da Shit!

Washington, that filthy swamp,

Will become my toxic dump!

I promise it!

Putin is Da Shit!

If I need a shower on Putin’s Dacha

Never mind the hour, just call Natasha!

She comes out in the washer!


Its Vlad’s treat, I place a call,

In my suite… Niagara Falls!

That girl’s a trip!

Putin is Da Shit!

He gets moles from Stavropol

To pose as trolls and tilt the polls

Vlad’s workin’ it!

Putin is Da Shit!

Maybe he will help me start a Gulf war!

Boost my bottom line or fix my golf score!

That’s what this is all for !


Aryans are fine folks too!

Airing an opposing view,

What’s wrong with it?

Putin is Da Shit!

Build a wall and make it huge!

Got some gall to seek refuge!

Let’s jail their kids!

Putin is Da Shit!


When I notice Stormy winds a-blowin’  

Call my hipster-fixer mister Cohen

On the telephohen!

Why did Sessions ever choose

No discretion and recuse,

Oh Goddam it!

Putin is Da Shit!


Spies give checks to NRA

Guys through chicks so they will play

His politics,

Putin is the Shit!

Its rude when you conclude some dude’s colludy!

Its all fake news! For truth, go talk to Rudy!

He’s truthfully deludy!


I won’t end up in the pen

Vlad’s my friend right to the end!

I’ll bank on it!

Putin is Da Shit!


When the tale of Trump is told

They’ll regale me like Arnold


Putin is Da Shit!