Farmer’s Choice

Farmer’s Choice has announced an exciting new addition to its line of farmstyle modifoods. The company’s kid-size, wingless, pre-seasoned Minichickens™ will now feature the very latest in Soft-bone™ technology!

“We wanted to give our kids real all-natural farm-style products”, said busy mom Mindy Meyerson. “But after sedating them for dinner we realized that the regular-sized drumsticks were simply too hard for them to hold and eat conveniently. That’s why we love these new Minichickens™, with their convenient pre-perforated snacklegs. They are so much easier to both grab and chew!”

All of Farmer’s Choice’s multi-legged Minichickens™  now come packaged with a bevy of popular Farmer’s Choice fixin’s including microwaveable Mini-Corn Earlets™ and crispy Bite-Sized Salad-Sticks™ with real garden-style dressing!”

According to biochemist Dale Redbone, “Farmer’s Choice Minichickens™ are all pre-marinated using the company’s patented Live Seasoning™process. Not only does this give the microfowl a huge flavor-boost, it also provides them with much needed exercise as they  swim vigorously for the duration of their lives in order to avoid asphyxiation beneath a tsunami of smoky liquid spice.