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Did Tu Fu like Tofu?
Did Li Po like Congee?
Or was Bao his go to
If he got the munchies?

Did Basho like Miso
All fragrant and steamy?
Did Issa like Shiso
Beside his sashimi?

Did Homer eat fruit on
The wine-dark Agean?
Did Ovid eat gluten
Was Virgil a vegan?

Lucretious get speechless
About Provolone?
Did Petrarch love peaches
With sweet Mascarpone?

Did Milton eat Stilton
Or Chaucer eat Chesire?
Did Dante eat Conte
On his French adventures?

Did the Bard eat Swiss Chard
Down in Stratford on Avon?
Or is that a canard
And in fact it was Bacon?

Verlaine, Quiche Lorraine
and Michaux, Cote de Veau?
Baudelaire Camembert
and Rimbaud Brie de Meaux?

Did Rilke pour milk
Over his bowl of Meusli?
Did Heine drink wine if
not nightly, then usually?

Did Pushkin get pushy
About his Pelmeni?
Nor Lermontov share some of
His borscht, not any?

Did John Keats love Pomme Frites;
Lord Byron Ceviche?
Did Shelley love deli
Did Wordsworth eat pizza?

Did Yeats enjoy dates
Oscar Wilde an espresso?
Tennyson venison;
Ed Poe his Pesto?

Dickenson stickybuns;
Longfellow jello?
Whitman, just sipping on
Cold Limoncello?

Now I’ll close I suppose, that’s enough, I’m confessing
Who ate what no one knows,they have left us all guessing.

Not a balladeer breathes that’ll gainsay my doggerel!
Find it all unbelievable? Well, perhaps some food-blogger will!