Putin is Da Shit!

 

(Sung to the tune of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”)

When your Trump and in a slump,

Need a bump in your  income,

Just go for it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Washington, that filthy swamp,

Will soon become your toxic dump!

I promise it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

If you need a shower on Putin’s Dacha

Never mind the hour…just call Natasha!

No one’s round to watch, Ah!

 

Its Vlad’s treat! just place a call,

Up to your suite… Niagra Falls!

That girl’s a trip!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Hes got moles from Stavropol

Who pose as trolls to tilt the polls

Vlad’s workin’ it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Maybe he will help me start a Gulf war!

Boost my bottom line, also my golf score!

That’s what this is all for !

 

Aryans are fine folks too!

Airing an opposing view,

What’s wrong with it?

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Build a wall and make it huge!

Got some gall to seek refuge!

Let’s jail their kids!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

When I notice Stormy winds a-blowin’  

I get my trickster-fixer mister Cohen

On the telephohen!

 

Why did Sessions ever choose

No discretion and recuse,

Oh Goddam it!

Putin is Da Shit!

His spies give checks for NRA

Bribes with sex so they will play

His politics,

Putin is the Shit!

 

Here’s a picture one chick shook her glutes in

Got those dicks up quick to do the shootin’

For Rootin’ Tootin’ Putin!

 

GOP don’t wanna to see

No pee pee, nor Huckabee

Her jaw bone grit,

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Manafort’s a man who sports

Ostrich shorts, the fancy sort

I bet they itch!

Putin is Da Shit!

Its rude when you conclude some dude’s colludy!

Its all fake news! For truth go talk to Rudy…

He’s truthfully deludy!

 

I won’t end up in the pen

Vlad’s my friend up to the end!

I’d bank on it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

When the tale of Trump is told

They’ll regale me like Arnold

Benedict…

Putin is Da Shit!