Putin is Da Shit!

(Sung to the tune of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”)

 

When your Trump and in a slump,

Need a bump in your income,

Hey don’t sweat it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Washington, that filthy swamp,

Shall become my toxic dump!

I promise it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

If you need a shower on Putin’s Dacha

Never mind the hour…just call Natasha!

What a way to wash, Ah!

 

Its Vlad’s treat! Just place a call,

In your suite… Niagra Falls!

That girl’s a trip!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Old Vlad’s moles from Stavropol

Pose as trolls to hack the polls

Their workin’ it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Maybe he will help me start a Gulf war!

Boost my bottom line, also my golf score!

That’s what this is all for !

 

Aryans are fine folks too!

Airing an opposing view,

What’s wrong with it?

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Build a wall, we’ll make it huge!

Got some gall to seek refuge!

Let’s jail their kids!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Think I notice Stormy winds a-blowin’  

Get my trickster fixer mister Cohen

On the telephohen!

 

Why did Sessions ever choose

No discretion and recuse,

Oh Goddam it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

GOP don’t wanna to see

No pee pee, nor Huckabee

Her jaw bone grit,

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Manafort’s a man who sports

Ostrich shorts, the fancy sort

I bet they itch!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Its rude when you conclude some dude’s colludy!

Its all fake news! For truth go talk to Rudy…

He’s truthfully deludy!

 

I won’t end up in the pen

Vlad’s my friend up to the end!

I’ll count on it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

When the tale of Trump is told

They’ll regale me like Arnold

Benedict

Putin is Da Shit!