Putin is Da Shit!

 

(Sung to the tune of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”)

When your Trump and in a slump,

Need a bump in your income,

Just go for it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Washington, that filthy swamp,

Will become your toxic dump!

I promise it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

If you need a shower on Putin’s Dacha

Never mind the hour, just call Natasha!

Comes out in the wash… ah!

 

Its Vlad’s treat, you place a call,

In your suite… Niagra Falls!

That girl’s a trip!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

He gets moles from Stavropol

To pose as trolls and tilt the polls

Vlad’s workin’ it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Maybe he will help you start a Gulf war!

Boost your bottom line or fix your golf score!

That’s what this is all for !

 

Aryans are fine folks too!

Just airing an opposing view,

What’s wrong with it?

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Build a wall and make it huge!

Got some gall to seek refuge!

Let’s jail their kids!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

When you notice Stormy winds a-blowin’  

Call your trickster-fixer mister Cohen

On the telephohen!

 

Why did Sessions ever choose

No discretion and recuse,

Oh Goddam it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

Spies give checks to NRA

Guys through chicks so they will play

His politics,

Putin is the Shit!

 

Its rude when you conclude some dude’s colludy!

Its all fake news! For truth go talk to Rudy.

He’s truthfully deludy!

 

You won’t end up in the pen

Vlad’s your friend right to the end!

Go bank on it!

Putin is Da Shit!

 

When the tale of Trump is told

They’ll regale you like Arnold

Benedict!

Putin is Da Shit!