Real Farm

   With the long-awaited soft-opening of RealFarm, the downtown’s latest Farm-to-Table dining venue has finally arrived. Here, surrounded by faux-rusted cutlery and dining decor styled as vintage farm equipment, Realfarm customers can make what owner-designer Arlo Fiske calls the “compost to kitchen connection.”

“All the produce served at RealFarm is sourced from our very own urban farm right here in the Financial district. At Realfarm we’ve taken the idea of local food to a whole new private-access top-teir ultra-secure level!”

According to Fiske, all of the food served at RealFarm is prepared according to both Hyper-Local™ and Neo-Paleo™ standards.

“It has never been hunted with anything but a sharpened stick, or cleaned according to any sort of modern standards of sanitation.” says Fiske,”Instead, each piece of Realfarm produce is carefully pre-rinsed with pure glacier-water flown in hourly from free-flowing mountain streams.’

In order to provide this singular service to his clientelle, Fiske first had to train and position a remote team of Realfarmers to remain constantly on-call at some of the most pristine springs, spas and high-end healing-retreats on the planet.

“Thanks to a combination of Fed Ex and drone technology we are now able to remain fully loyal to our Hyper-Local, Neo-Paleo, and Grab & Go principles!” boasts Fiske.

Realfarm produce is also exclusively cultivated by a highly-skilled team of Paleo-certified Agrotherapists who have devoted themselves completely to the task of nurturing each plant’s natural development and potential, often neglecting themselves entirely in the process.  

“All of our produce is complimented daily.” explained Fiske. “We feel it creates a sense of self-worth that you can really taste.”

Based on the success of RealFarm, Fiske and his team are already hard at work on another exciting new dining project. FarmSpa,designated as the country’s only Farm-Style Day Spa, set to open sometime later this year.

“We are all so excited about the soft-opening of FarmSpa!” said bubbly Publicity Aesthetician Kimberly Kay Winneford. “We can’t wait to let our high-value clientelle fully explore the authentic life-experience of a farm animal! At Farmspa our clients have the unique opportunity to “graze” from an enormouus multi-terraced indoor Dining Pasture as well as partake from a broad variety of signature Agrotherapy treatments including Prodding, Milking, and Fleecing!”